Events
Seriously, don't we all have too many Events in our lives? I could do with a fewer events, thank you very much.
For example, everybody I know is jacked up about the return of American Idol. Except me, I find it contrived, boring, mostly staged, and derivative.
I liked it better the first time..... when it was The Gong Show. That was quality television now, don't try to deny it.
They should put a big gong up for the judges to humiliate the contestants with on American Idol, I would watch that.
And bring back the unknown comic, because sometimes, we all need a bag over our head.